Grape Abduction Piquette Brut
2 in stock
Region: Stajerska, Slovenia
Grape varieties: 100% Pinot Blanc
Grape Abduction Piquette Brut takes a new approach to drinking bubbles in space while staying classy and safe while operating a spacecraft.
Song: Rendezvous USA by Terry Allen
2 in stock
Save 10% when you buy six or more bottles (mix and match)
About Grape Abduction Piquette Brut
Grape Abduction Piquette Brut takes a new approach to drinking bubbles in space while staying classy and safe while operating a space craft. After a lot of testing, sampling, and maybe even some abducting of test subjects (Area 51 seemed like the perfect spot,) the winery came out with a perfect solution which is a 7% alcohol Piquette. A perfect balance for keeping you on the safe side after a glass or two, plus you will still look classy holding that glass of sparkling. Instead of fusion technology, light-speed travel, or knowledge about the edge of the universe… our gift is a low-alcohol sparkling wine called PIQUETTE.
About Grape Abduction Company
From the Importer:
From far off in space, we observed your little blue and green planet, spinning around your great yellow sun at unimaginable speeds – well, at least they are unimaginable to you. And we realized that there was one special place on this planet with the perfect conditions to grow wine fit for the tastes of space: Stajerska, Slovenia.
Grapes as diverse as Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, Pinot Grigio, Riesling, and even the hard-to-pronounce ones (we’re looking at you, Žametna Črnina) thrive in the harsh environment of these rocky hills. Made entirely by … erm, hand… and treated with the highest degrees of technology and care, we have created three wines that truly give you the taste of the cosmos. Space juice, if you will.
And if you ever found yourself gazing up at the sky and asking: do aliens make wine? Now, you have your answer.